my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE
i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent
ways to give me anxiety:
- sit next to me while im on the computer
- say “i need to talk to you”
- read my messages and dont reply
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Played 1097955 times.
I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church.
IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
I had high expectations and I was not let down
this is gunna be playing faintly in the background when i go up into heaven