bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

foulings:

am i the only one who waits like a few minutes before answering a text so i don’t look like i was waiting or

iamcompletecrap:

i wish i was even half as brave as finn

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

(Source: reichbachh)

sidnugget:

I push everyone away but in a way I’m doing them a favor