republicanthot:

-stay up past 8pm
-watch pg movies w/o parental guidance
-eats yogurt

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive)

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

(Source: chemkitt)

(Source: art-directter)

agentcarolinainthemorning:

waluigiology:

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

veganpoopxvx:

dingdongno:

and it’s amazing

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but wait there’s moreimage

omg and then image

from (x)

Yes

Album Art

annimate:

doctorprincess:

blutunez:

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oh my fuckign god

HOW

D-DOES WHAT

HOW DOES IT SYNC UP SO WELL WHAT

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fleurbot:

um why go to Dash Con when u could go to

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