(Source: neogohann)

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

satanslittlewh0re:

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

(Source: extraordinarygrey)

meanplastic:

me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs)

likeevers:

i hate it when paper falls off your desk and it just slides off into the next continent

hotboyproblems:

ways to give me anxiety:

  1. sit next to me while im on the computer
  2. say “i need to talk to you”
  3. read my messages and dont reply

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

ineluctably:

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

this is gunna be playing faintly in the background when i go up into heaven 

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